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出國(guó)前的想象是美好的，殊不知出國(guó)之后，分分鐘都有顆想飛回來(lái)的心！這里總結(jié)的20個(gè)能“氣死人”的瞬間，你…體會(huì)過(guò)嗎?

出國(guó)前的想象是美好的，殊不知出國(guó)之后，分分鐘都有顆想飛回來(lái)的心！這里總結(jié)的20個(gè)能“氣死人”的瞬間，你…體會(huì)過(guò)嗎?

第一堂課讓你跟大家伙各自介紹...

When it's time for first-day icebreakers

當(dāng)你遇到了“不給A”教授

When the professor announces that they don't give A's.

或者當(dāng)你遇到每節(jié)課都要點(diǎn)名的教授

Attendance is mandatory

“啊對(duì)了，平時(shí)的參與度也算在final里喲”

You absolutely have a participation grade

我：“教授你好嗎～” 教授：“教學(xué)大綱上有”   我：？？

When you ask the professor anything that might be on the syllabus

哈??我沒(méi)舉手啊你叫我干啥？？

When you get called on and youdidn't even raise your hand

好不容易等到教授這句話學(xué)霸們放下你們的手好嗎？？？

When someone actually asks a question when the professor says "Any questions?" at the end of class

喂！我還沒(méi)寫(xiě)完筆記呢！

When the professor goes too fucking fast

喵了個(gè)咪的！好不容易熬倆通宵趕完了論文結(jié)果你tm...記錯(cuò)了時(shí)間？？？

When professors mess up the due date

“放心哈同學(xué)們，這次考試不難的”

When they try to say an exam is easy

噓，沒(méi)看我裝得多么慷慨激昂?jiǎn)幔?/p>

When the kid who didn't do the readings won't shut the fuck up

教授：“這次咱們是小組合作哦”  我：“？？？”

When it's time for a big group project

可是你并不認(rèn)(在)識(shí)(乎)任何人…

And you don't know (or care to know) anyone in your class

而且你還突然知道你要一個(gè)人完成所有的功課..

And you just know you're going to wind updoing all the work

當(dāng)教授來(lái)個(gè)突擊測(cè)驗(yàn)時(shí)

When there's a POP QUIZ IN COLLEGE

他喵的！我坐了一年的座位被人給占了！??！

When someone takes your seat that you've sat in ALL YEAR

wtf？？？？教授你就不能行行好四舍五入一下？？？

When the professor won't round upgrades ending in 9

你不給我90分，你就不是好教授

Or any grades, for that matter

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